DNKJB

Someone who cares very much about me tipped me off to the existence of this version of the Holy Writ. I won't provide a link, you can Google it if you're curious. My experience upon looking into the reasoning these, uh, scholars provided for hacking the King James Bible was probably very much different from the reaction I'm sure she was hoping for. It brought back for the most part those old feelings of helplessness and rage. Where can one even begin to reason with anyone who finds this tripe compelling? I was confronted with grandiose, deceptive, nay, viciously deceptive half truths. Yet, as I read on, floating amongst the flotsam and jetsam like a pearl on the half-shell was a direct quotation from the KJB regarding the Holy Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. The passage was offered in order to prove some point in the drivel. But what this old angry monk got to experience for a moment was the joy and peace that accompanies meditation on the Gospel. For anyone who's seen it, this light cannot be hidden. So, thank you again Lord for the good words. And you know the rest: save me from your followers.